Thursday, January 13, 2011

The story of Mary and Walter

   The year was 1926, the setting was New York City, and the guy was Walter. Walter was 24 years old, average looking and the big cheese of his family owned grocery store. His 33 year old brother was supposed to take control of the store but sadly his life was ended early due to the Great War. So now Walter is left the store and without much family, so he is a very lonely fellow. He never thought love would come his way and he would be alone forever. Well at least this was the case until he layed eyes on Mary.
   Mary was 22 years old and blond. She had long gams, and a chasis that was perfect. Walter crushed on her hard. To him she was the Bee's Knee's and the Cat's Meow. But word on the street was she was  bearcat, so Walter was unsure if she was out of his league. But loneliness had gotten to him too greatly, he went for it and asked her out for a date. To his utter suprise she gladly accepted his offer.
   It was friday night and Walter was now getting ready for his date. He was so nervous he was about to upchuck, but he kept his cool. He got dressed in his glad rags and looked very spiffy for this date. He picked her up and after he saw her looking all dressed up as well he became even more nervous because she was even more beautiful. But the night must continue. To his amazement, she was nothing like he expected. She was extremely quiet but at the same time she was very down to earth and Walter was able to relate to her very easily. The date goes great without any accidents and now Walter is taking her home. He is still very nervous and he walks her up her door, but before she walks in she asks him "are you alright? you seem quite nervous", Walter replies "yep I am berries. But I have to ask you why did you decide to go out with me?" Without hesitation she answers "same reason you asked me out", then she goes to Walter and plants one right on the kisser. From that moment they both knew that they were meant for each other. They have the handcuffs to prove it.